Political Jokes — best jokes

Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
→ Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess.
The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
→ Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To meet the chick.

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
→ When he's sworn in.

Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
→ Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.

Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
→ Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?