Political Jokes — best jokes

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

They're called "The Johnson Years".

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
→ Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
→ It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
→ He turned into Hillary!

What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
→ They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
→ If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.

Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
→ Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.