Political Jokes — best jokes

Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks.
Who is saved?
→ The United States of America.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.

Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
→ So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
→ Handcuffs.

What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
→ A noose.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They like to keep him in the dark!