Political Jokes — best jokes

How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
→ Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
→ The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
→ I did not have textual relations with that woman.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
→ To keep his ankles warm.

Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
→ He keeps having to eat his words.

Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
→ He is stupid!

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
→ Highway 55.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
→ Yogurt has culture.

When will there be a woman in the White House?
→ When Hillary leaves town.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
→ He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.