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The Cheese Grater
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
→ "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
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The Blind Pirate
How can you identify an blind pirate?
→ He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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The Tap Dancer
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
→ He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Frankenstein's Children
Why can't Frankenstein have children?
→ Because his nuts are on his neck.
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E.T.'s Big Eyes
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
→ Because he saw the phone bill.
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Why Farts Smell
Why do farts smell?
→ So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Definition Of Agony
What is the definition of Agony?
→ A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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One-Handed Man Crosses The Road
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
→ To get to the second hand shop.
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Blue And Singing Alone
What's blue and sings alone?
→ Dan Ackroyd.
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The Deaf Mute
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
→ Neither did he.