Random joke from this category
- Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!
- My boy, you've witnessed a miracle! What happened then?
- He fell on his ass Father he's a cripple you know!
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
→ Lefty.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
→ Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.
Why do Farts stink?
→ So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
→ They taste funny!!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
→ They both fuck up bowings.
Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
→ Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
→ The Captain's log.
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
→ Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
