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Raining Cats And Dogs
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said his mother.
"I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Children Under An Umbrella
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
→ Because it wasn't raining.
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Baby Goat
How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.
Yacht Bumpers
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
→ Shark absorbers!
Most Famous Shark
What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!
Sharks Take Clothes Off
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!
Famous Pirate Octopus
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
→ Captain Squid!
Squid Sheriff
What does a squid sheriff form?
→ An octoposse!
Octopus Camping Trip
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
→ Tentacles!
Octopuses Shaking Hands
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
→ Two octopuses shaking hands.