Nuclear Power Talk

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said:

- Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger:

- What would you like to discuss?

- Oh, I don't know - said the stranger.

- How about nuclear power?

- OK - said Little Johnny.

- That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?

- Jeez - said the stranger.

- I have no idea.

- Well, then - said Little Johnny.

- How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?