Billy's Spray Starch

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.

- You'll never get that worm back in his hole, - said the old man.

Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch.

After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.

- Billy! You're a genius, - exclaimed grampa.

He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.

Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar.

- Grampa, - said the boy, - You already gave me a dollar.

- No, - replied grampa, - That dollar's from grandma!