Woo Mama
NextOne day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says:
- Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.
So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says:
- Woo mama! What are those?
She says:
- Those are my headlights.
The kid says:
- Ahh.
Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says:
- Woo mama! What is that?
and she replies back with:
- That is my garage.
The kid says:
- Ahh.
The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he's scrubbing himself with the soap, he drops it. When he picks it up he says:
- Woo daddy! What is that?
The father replies back:
- That's my limousine.
That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say:
- Sure, just don't look under the covers.
Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says:
- Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!
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