Woo Mama

One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says:

- Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.

So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says:

- Woo mama! What are those?

She says:

- Those are my headlights.

The kid says:

- Ahh.

Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says:

- Woo mama! What is that?

and she replies back with:

- That is my garage.

The kid says:

- Ahh.

The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he's scrubbing himself with the soap, he drops it. When he picks it up he says:

- Woo daddy! What is that?

The father replies back:

- That's my limousine.

That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say:

- Sure, just don't look under the covers.

Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says:

- Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!

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