Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
→ "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

What does KFC and a woman have in common?
→ Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the condom cross the road?
→ Because it was pissed off.

What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
→ A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
→ They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
→ Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
→ A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
→ They don't have time.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.