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Green Hot Dog
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
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Frog Treasure
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
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Lonely Tadpole
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!
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Cowboy Frog
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!
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Meeting a Toad
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!
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Eating Hot Frog
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!
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Chameleon Motto
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
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Frog and Mist
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!
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Old Frog
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!
Guest
Frog Eggs
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!