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Green and Tough
What's green and tough?
→ A toad with a machine gun!
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Green and Slimy
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
→ A lost frog!
Guest
Sci-Fi Toad
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!
Guest
What Frogs Drink
What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!
Guest
Worse Than a Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
→ Finding half an apple!
Guest
Frog Ferry
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!
Guest
Cricket Frog
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!
Guest
Webbed Feet
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!
Guest
Car Like a Frog
When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's becing toad!
Guest
Toad Drinks
What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!