Clean Jokes — best jokes

What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
→ School dinners come on a plate!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out!

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!

What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!

What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!

What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
→ I'll get you next slime!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!

How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!