Celebrities — best jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...
→ Done!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ What's a light bulb?

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Does it have to be a light bulb?
I've got this neat candle holder...

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?