Celebrities — best jokes

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ WHAT?

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.