Celebrities — best jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Joker Barbie ...

Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Princess Leia Barbie ...

Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
→ Michael Jackson's hand!!

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.

- Bill: Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.

- Hillary: Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.

- Al: Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.

- Tipper: Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE CHILDREN!!"
Michael Jackson's face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?"