Random joke from this category
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
→ He thought he would give him a paunch!
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
→ Because he's always coming back!
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?
→ Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress?
→ Candice Berger!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
→ Neither did he.
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
→ It was a birthday present from his wife!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...
Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman
