Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!