Women Jokes — worst jokes

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.

They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
→ In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ No one knows. Its never happened.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
→ Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

The way to a man's heart is through his feet (but you need a long knife).

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
→ Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

Have you heard the one about the . . . .
. . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.

- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

- Yeah, I finally let her out!

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
→ They miss them all.

What kind of clothes are there?
→ women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean, almost clean, sorta clean, not bad, dirty, really dirty, nasty, biohazzard. (Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of these clothes).