Women Jokes — worst jokes

Why don't women have any brains?
→ Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

How does an older woman keep her youth?
→ By giving him money!

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?
→ When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
→ Wear perfume that smells like beer.

When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?
→ The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath.

What did God say after he created man?
→ "I can do better than this" and he made woman.

But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles.

And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
→ Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
→ Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->| is 12 inches.

What do men and women have in common?
→ They both distrust men.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
→ One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.