Women Jokes — worst jokes

- They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

- You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

- Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

- Mrs Baggy: Tried to?

- Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!