Random joke from this category
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.'
All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
- Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel?
- I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at the river?
→ If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
Do buses and trains run on time?
→ Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!
You looked!
- Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?
- No. Is there a strike?
- No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
- Conductor, this bus was very slow!
- Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself?
→ Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend.
'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
- Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
- Conductor: No.
- Passenger: But it says London on the front.
- Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
