Situations — worst jokes

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, "If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever." So the first man says, "Easy. I can do that." But he walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it. He said, "Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

"I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"