Tex's New Car

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

- I know that smart aleck Tex - said the first.

- He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.

- Not Tex - the second cowboy replied.

- He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello.

- I know Tex better than either of you - said the third.

- He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now.

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted:

- Audi, partners!