Situations — worst jokes

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, "Hey, who turned off the heater!"

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.

She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlor!

- What a pity it was closed!

You've a face like a million dollars.
All green and wrinkled!