Sex Jokes — worst jokes

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

Why don't men fake orgasm?
→ Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!

Why do men become smarter during sex?
→ Because they are plugged into a genius.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.