Sex Jokes — worst jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What did the sign on the whore house say?
→ Beat it we are closed

Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
→ No, I never had to unroll one that far.

What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
→ Talk

A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
"That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
→ You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Why are condoms like cameras?
→ They both capture the moment.

- Wife: Why don't you ever call out my name when we're making love?

- Husband: Because I don't want to wake you.