School — worst jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
→ He had little Ape-titude!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.