Relationships — worst jokes

- Boy: Do you have fever?

- Girl: No, why?

- Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
"Now what should I do?"
His mother has an idea.
"Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner.
His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.
"I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."
"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.
"We hadn't started eating yet."

One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.
These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
→ She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

- What's your new boyfriend like?

- He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too!

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?
→ Thunderstruck

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?
→ To Chicago