Men Jokes — worst jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
→ When the power goes off.

What is a macho man?
→ After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

What's the ultimate rejection?
→ When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What does a man and a floor have in common?
→ You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
→ Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
→ Put the remote control between his toes.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
→ They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why do men name their penis?
→ They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.