Men Jokes — worst jokes

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
→ surname

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
→ A $20 bill

Why don't men fake orgasm?
→ Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

What is the one thing you will never hear a man say?
→ Her tits are just too big.

Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?
→ A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ Breasts don't have eyes.

What is the difference between medium and rare?
→ 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
→ Men usually miss all three.

How is a penis like fishing?
→ The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.