Men Jokes — worst jokes

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted - unparted or departed

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.

Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!

What do you call a pen with no hair?
→ A bald point!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
→ Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How can you avoid falling hair?
→ Get out of the way.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
→ A bald man.

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

- Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.