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Bicycle On Her Head
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head?
→ Petal!
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head?
→ Petal!
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
→ Sir Francis Brake!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
→ Because it is two-tired (too tired).
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
→ When it turns into a driveway.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
→ When it isn't made up yet.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
→ Because he is lying.
- Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath?
- Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
What happened when the barman died?
→ The police held an inn-quest
Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!