Language Jokes — worst jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
→ Roberto.

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.

What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"
→ Killkenny.

What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
→ He drowned in his teapea.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?
→ Scott!

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?
→ She was maid in France!

What language do they speak in Cuba?
→ Cubic!

Why is Russia a very fast country?
→ Because the people are always Russian!

Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?
→ He varnished into thin air!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optimist learns German.
A Pessimist learns Chinese.
A Realist learns AK-47.