Obedient Bell
How is a bell obedient?
→ It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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How is a bell obedient?
→ It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
How much is 5Q and 5Q?
→ 10Q. "You're welcome."
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
→ He had little Ape-titude!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Butter!
- Butter who?
- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Beef!
- Beef who?
- Beef fair now!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bean!
- Bean who?
- Bean working very hard today!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bacon!
- Bacon who?
- Bacon a cake for your birthday!
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
→ Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.