Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster?
→ A failure.

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
→ Drop him a line.

Where is the monster's temple?
→ On the side of his head.

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
→ A purple people eater.

Why did the monster lie on his back?
→ To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs?
→ He was all fingers and thumbs.

How do you address a monster?
→ Very politely.

Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?
→ They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.

- First monster: I have a hunch.

- Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

- Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table?

- Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.