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Leaving The Moon
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
→ Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
→ Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors.
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was told he was no earthly good.
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head?
→ It knocked him cold.
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
→ Ice-burgers.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds?
→ Icerbergers with chilli sauce!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
→ In a snowbank!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
→ I.C.!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
→ Frost bite!