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- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abbott!
- Abbott who?
- Abbott time you answered the door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ahmed!
- Ahmed who?
- Ahmedeus Motzart!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alaska!
- Alaska who?
- Alaska my friend the question then!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who!
- Alfred of the dark!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alma!
- Alma who?
- Alma not going to tell you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alda!
- Alda who?
- Alda time you knew who it was!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aldo!
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anywhere with you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aida!
- Aida who?
- Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Al!
- Al who?
- Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Adelia!
- Adelia who?
- Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anna!
- Anna who?
- Anna one, anna two...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anna!
- Anna who?
- Anna going to tell you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anne Boleyn!
- Anne Boleyn who?
- Anne Boleyn alley!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amin!
- Amin who?
- Amin thing to do!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ammonia!
- Ammonia who?
- Ammonia little kid!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Almond!
- Almond who?
- Almond the side of the law!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andrew!
- Andrew who?
- Andrew a picture!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andy!
- Andy who?
- Andy mosquito bit me again!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Astor!
- Astor who?
- Astor the ball is over!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Avocado!
- Avocado who?
- Avocado a cold!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Axel!
- Axel who?
- Axeldental Tourist!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Atch!
- Atch who?
- I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Athena!
- Athena who?
- Athena flying saucer!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Argo!
- Argo who?
- Argo down the shops!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ankara!
- Ankara who?
- Ankara went off the cliff!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ann!
- Ann who?
- Anndromeda Strain!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armageddon!
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon getting out of here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armenia!
- Armenia who?
- Armenia every word I say!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Asa!
- Asa who!
- Asa-int amongst men!
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full. "Here's the problem", the Dr. said, "He needs to be changed!"
The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think."
"Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening."
"To be honest Dad," Little Johnny went on, "we'd have done more, but that was all the money she had."
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
