Kids Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a waterfall.

- Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

- Student: So we know when to start Christmas shopping!

- Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.

- Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?

- Grandma: Yes, I do.

- Mary: Well, you can have mine.

- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party?

- Sandra: No, I ain't.

- Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming.

- Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?

The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.

- How high is it, Doctor? - she wanted to know.

- One hundred and three - said the doctor.

- What is the world record?

Mandy was applying for a summer job.

- How old are you? - asked the owner of the store.

- I'm twelve years old, Sir - answered Mandy.

- And what do you expect to be when you grow up?

- Twenty one, Sir.

- Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.

- Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

- Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.

- Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it

- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted?

- Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

- Whatever's the matter? - asked her mother.

- I don't know - replied Mary.

- but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.