Random joke from this category
Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all ye say there?" The agent said, "Certainly ye have... Why d'ye ask?" Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with."
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went.
- Guy 1: Yah.. I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
- Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
- Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
- Guy 2: I did too! What year did you graduate?
- Guy 1: 1988!
- Guy 2: Same here!
A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother.
The bar tender replied, "Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again."
