Gender Jokes — worst jokes

When was the longest day in the Bible?
→ The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
→ The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full agreement.

What kind of pig do sows dislike?
→ Male Chauvinist Pigs.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
→ Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

How many men does it take to mop the floor?
→ None, it's a women's job.

Why do men float better than women?
→ Because they are scum.

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.