Festival Jokes — worst jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
→ Take a snorkel.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?
→ Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
→ He's the Easter Bungee!

- Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

- Student: Baseballs.

- Teacher: Baseballs?

- Student: Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
→ He gave tanks.

What did the really ugly man do for a living?
→ He posed for Halloween masks.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
→ The cat ate her.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
→ He was going as a banana.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.