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An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American.
"Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
→ Because it came out of the pen.
What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!
What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!
Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!
Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
