Ethnic — worst jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

A German woman is walking down the street.

Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, "Nein! Nein!" So two guys walk away.

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

What do you call a blind German?
→ A Not See (Nazi)

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
→ A Macaw!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"