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Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.
They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with.
"See!" said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck!"
When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.
Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said.
"We can use it for all them false alarms!"
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"
- IRS Agent: What's all this?
- Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
Jett was trying to light a match.
He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away.
He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it.
Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out.
"Ah'm gonna save it!"
- Why do rednecks act like such morons?
- Who says they're acting?
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
→ He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application?
In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races.
So they called it Running Dummy.
