Random joke from this category
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.
- Can I see it? - asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptly dropped his pants to show off his cock.
- Oooh - squealed his friend:
- You look ten years younger!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked:
- Elton, what's that?
- That's a ferry-boat, George my love - answered Elton.
- Oooh! - Squealed George:
- I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
→ Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
→ A gay time....
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.
- Would you like it sliced, sir? - the shopkeeper asked politely.
- What do you think I am? - replied the fag:
- ...a money box!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One fag turned to the other and said:
- See that stud there, Bruce?
- Sure.
- Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!
- No shit? - Bruce asked.
- Well, hardly any.
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
→ May I push in your stool.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
→ His dick tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
→ A fruit stand.
