Dirty Jokes — worst jokes

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
→ Toys for Twats.

Did you hear the slogan for the new "Stealth Condom?"
→ "They'll never see you coming."

What's the definition of a teenager?
→ God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
→ Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ "How Come?"

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
→ The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

What's the definition of a Yankee?
→ Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
→ Bingo!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?