Comedian Jokes — worst jokes

Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
→ Bob Hop.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ November.

"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!"
"Then why don't you give up show business?"
"I can't - I'm a star!"

- Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

- Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What's blue and sings alone?
→ Dan Ackroyd.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?
→ Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.

How do comedians send messages?
→ By tee-hee mail.

Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
→ Growlcho Marx!