Blonde Jokes — worst jokes

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
→ Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
→ They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
→ So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
→ Far-from-thinkin

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
→ She missed the Earth!

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
→ She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.